Tuesday, November 25, 2008

BAD BREATH-QUICK REMEDIES



Suppose you conduct a 'breath test' as you make your way to an important meeting,and you fail. Don't worry-the following quick fixes can help to minimise halitosis(the term for bad breath).If your gums,tongue and teeth are harbouring odour-causing bacteria,you will want to adopt some rigorous daily hygiene habits to inhibit them.That's when special rinses,attention to toothpaste and regular brushing and flossing can begin making bad breath good.




What's WRONG?


People back away from you whenever you talk to them.Or someone has told you frankly that you have bad breath.The most obvious and immediate cause is eating a dish laced with peperoni,onions,garlic or blue cheese.But there are plenty of other posssible causes.Perhaps you're a a smoker,or could it be that you dont brush your teeth of floss often enough?Gum disease is another common cause of bad breath.If you have an abscessed tooth or a sinus infection,your unpleasant breath is almost certainly a side effect.Other suspects include certain prescription drugs,a chronically dry mouth or too many cups of coffee.

Take emergency measures

*A dry mouth is a haven for the bacteria that cause bad breath.So find a tap and swish the water around in your mouth.Water will temporarily dislodge and make your breath a bit more acceptable.

*At the end of your business lunch or romantic dinner,munch the sprig of parsley that's left on your plate.Parsley is rich in chlorophyll, a well-known breath deodoriser with germ fighting properties.

*If you can get hold of an orange, peel and eat it.The citric acid it contains will stimulate your salivary glands and encourage the flow of breath-freshening saliva.

*If there are no oranges in sight, eat whatever is available, except known breath polutants such as garlic, onions or a stinky cheese.Eating encourages the flow of saliva, which helps to remove the unpleasant, odour-causing material on the surface of your tongue.

*Vigorously scrape your tongue over your teeth.Your tongue can become coated with bacteria that ferment proteins producing gases that smell unpleasant.Scraping your tongue may sound off-putting if you haven't done it before, but it allows you to dislodge bacteria so you can rinse them away.

*If you have a metal or plastic spoon to hand, you can use it as an effective tongue scrapper.To scrape safely, place the spoon on the back of your tongue and drag it forwards.Repeat four of five times.Scrape the sides of the tongue as well, with the same back-to-front motion.But don't push the spoon too far back in your mouth as you may activate your gag reflex and inadvertently make yourself vomit.

Raid the spice rack

*Cloves are rich in eugenol, a potent antibacterial.Simply pop one into your mouth and dent it with your teeth.The pungent aromatic oil may burn slightly, so keep the spicy clove moving.Continue to bite until the essence permeates your mouth,then spit it out.Don't use clove oil or powdered cloves; they are too strong and can result in burns.

*Chew on fennel, dill, cardamom or anise seeds.Anise, which tastes like licorice, can kill the bacteria that grow on the tongue.The others will help to mask the odour of halitosis.

*Suck on a stick of cinnamom.Like cloves, cinnamom is effective as an oral antiseptic.

*Try sea salt for healthy gums and fresh breath.Rinse your mouth with a teaspoon of salt dissolved in warm water after flossing.Salt has mild antiseptic properties, helping to kill bacteria that causes bad breath.

Choose your freshners

*Most popular, branded products advertise as breath freshners are rarely, if ever, effective in the long term.But it appears that a chlorine dioxide rinse, such as Breeze Original Rinse(availabe online), can combat the sulphur compounds responsible for bad breath.

*Use a toothpaste that contains tea-tree oil, a natural disinfectant.If you can't find it in a pharmacy or supermarket, look for it in health food shops.

*Make your own mouthwash.Try this easy recipe: Mix together 1 tablespoon witch hazel, 1 teaspoon glycerine and 5 drops peppermint essential oil with 100ml water.Rinse your mouth with mixture after brushing your teeth, or whenever you want to freshen your breath.

How to sniff out bad breath

Just how bad is your breath?To find out, perform a 'sniff test' on dental floss after you have pulled it gently between your teeth but make sure you choose only an unwaxed and unflavoured variety. Another alternative is rubbing a face washer across the tongue and smelling it. If you are worried about your teeth breath, talk to your dentist or hygienist.They will also be able to advise you on mouth hygiene and will check to see whether gum disease or poor mouth hygiene are likely causes.

SHOULD I CALL THE DOCTOR?

While all of us have bad breath from time to time, good oral hygiene should keep it to a minimum.But bad breath that lingers for more than 24 hours can also be a sign of gum disease, intestinal problems or a more serious condition. If you brush and floss diligently, but can't banish bad breath on your own, see your doctor or dentist. You should also see a doctor if your breath smells sweet or fruity, as this could be a sigh of diabetes.




Wednesday, November 19, 2008

NATURAL THERAPY-HEART

Dear All,

Natural therapy for opening the veins of the heart


Please pass it to your colleagues or friends.


For Heart Vein opening

1) Lemon juice 01 cup
2) Ginger juice 01 cup
3) Garlic juice 01 cup
4) Apple vinegar 01 cup

Mix all above and boil in light flame approximately half

hour, when it becomes 3 cups, take it out and keep it
for cooling. After cooling, mix 3 cups of natural honey

and keep it in bottle.


Every morning before breakfast use one Table spoon
regularly.
Your blockage of Vein's will open
(No need any Angiography or By pass)

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Thats Called Presence Of Mind.....!!!!!

Now that's What I Call Presence of Mind!!!!! - Real Answers

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time. Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner!!!!

Questions and the Answers given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS Officers now.



1Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)



2Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)


3Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)


4Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)


5Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)


6Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

7Q. What looks like half apple?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)


8Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.


9Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.


10Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank)



11. Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

FUNNY-A Girl's Reply When Proposed




















When a boy proposes a girl, typical answers a girl would give…. Enjoy…. J

1) Nahi
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare,
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai.
5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao,
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai.
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye metally prepared nahi hoo.
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kal answer karu…??
11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) Sorry L
13) “……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai…..
14) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye
15) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)J
16) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…

Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)

Girl: saat janam...
17) Ladki: Mai abhi itni mature nahi hu ki apni Shaadi ke bare me khud soch saku…
18) Ohh no…not again. (ooopps!!)

Saturday, November 15, 2008

DANGEROUS CLOUDS


Brown clowds that are caused due to pollution are making cities like Beijing,New Delhi darker according to a UN report.These clouds are also melting glaciers in mountain ranges such as the Himalayas faster and turning weather systems more extreme,the UN said.These clouds are caused due to burning of fossil fuels and biomass,the atmospheric brown clouds,made of soot and other manmade particles,are more than 3km thick said a report by UN environment program.

QASEEDA GHAUSIYA

There are a lot of properties associated with this Blessed Qasidah Ghawthiyah of Hadrat Muhy al-Din Shaykh Sayyad Abd 'al-Qadir al-Jilani Radi Allahu ta'ala anhu.

Among them, the person that recites this Qasida Ghausia, eleven times every day will be near and dear to Allahu Subhaana Hu.

Secondly whoever recites this Qasidah Ghausia, his memory will be strengthened so much so that whatever he reads or hears he will remember.

Thirdly, by reading this Qasidah Ghausia will be able learn the Arabic language easily.

Fourthly, whoever recites this Qasidah Ghausia for forty days for a particular purpose he will be able to fulfill that.

Fifthly, if a person keeps this Qasidah Ghausia in from of his eyes and reads it three times a day, and if he doesn't know how to read, he listens to it recitation and doesn't separate from this Blessed Qasidah Ghausia, and has a strong belief and love for what he is listening to or reciting, then he will see Hadrat Ghausul Thakalayn Sirra min Sirra Hu.


By reciting this Blessed Qasidah Ghausia, a nisbah formed with the sincere reciter and Hadrat Ghausul Thakalayn Sirra min Sirra Hoo.




SAQAANIL HUBBU KASAATIL WISAALI
FAQULTU LIKHAMRATI NAHWI TA AALI

SA'AT WAMASHAT LINAHWI FI KU’OOSIN
FAHIMTU BISUKRATI BAYNAL MAWAALI

FAQULTU LISAA’IRIL AQTAABI LUMMU
BIHAALI WAD KHULU ANTUM RIJAALI

WAHUMMU WASHRABU ANTUM JUNUDI
FASAAQIL QAWMI BIL WAAFI MALAALI

SHARIBTUM FUDLATI MIM BA'DI SUKRI
WALA NILTUM ULOOWI WAT TISAALI

MAKAAMUKUMUL U'LA JAM'AW WALA KIN
MAQAAMI FAWQAKUM MA ZAA LA AA’LI

ANA FI HAZRATIT TAQREEBI WAHDI
YUSARIFUNI WAHASBI ZUL JALAALI

ANAL BAAZIYU ASHHABU KULLI SHAYKIN
WAMAN ZAA FIR RIJAALI U’TIYA MISAALI

KASAANI KHILATAN BITIRAAZI AZMIN
WA TAWWAJANI BITIJAANIL KAMAALI

WA'ATLA ANI ALAA SIRRIN QADEEMIN
WAQALLADANI WA A'TAANI SU'AALI

WA WALAANI ALAL AQTAABI JAM’AN
FAHUKMI NAAFIZIN FI KULLI HAALI

WALOW ALQAYTU SIRRI FI BIHAARIN
LASAARAL KULLU GHAWRAN FIS ZAWAALI

WALOW ALQAYTU SIRRI FI JIBAALIN
LADUKKAT WAKHTAFAT BAYNAR RIMAALI

WALOW ALQAYTU SIRRI FAWQA NAARIN
LAKHAMIDAT WANTAFAT MIN SIRRI HAALI

WALOW ALQAYTU SIRRI FAWQA MAYTIN
LAQAAMA BIQUDRATIL MAWLA TA'AALI

WAMAA MINHA SHUHURUN AW THUHUURUN
TAMURRU WATANQADI ILLA ATAALI

WATUKHBIRUNI BIMAA YA'TI WA YAJRI
WATU'LIMUNI FA'AQSIR AN JIDAALI

MUREEDI HIM WATIB WASHTAH WAGANNI
WA'IF'AL MA TASHAA'U FALISMU AALI

MUREEDI LA TAKHAF ALLAHU RABBI
ATAANI RIFATAN NILTUL MANAALI

TUBU LI FIS SAMAA'I WALARDI TUQQAT
WASHAA'OOSUS SA'AADATI QAD BADAALI

BILAADUL LAAHI MULKI TAHTA HUKMI
WA WAQTI QABLA QALBI QAD SAFAALI

NAZARTU ILAA BILAADIL LAAHI JAM’AN
KAKHARDALATIN ALAA HUKMIT TISAALI

DARASTUL ILMA HATTA SIRTU QUTBAN
WANILTUS SA'DA MIM MAWLAL MAWAALI

FAMAN FI AWLIYAA’IL LAAHI MISLI
WAMAN FIL ILMI WAT TASRIFI HAALI

RIJAALI FI HAWA JIRIHIM SIYAAMUN
WAFI ZULAMIL LAYAALI KAL LA AALI

WAKULLU WALIYIN LAHU QADAMUN WA INNI
ALAA QADAMIN NABBIYI BADRIL KAMAALI

MUREEDI LA TAKHAF WA’ SHIN FA INNI
AZOOMUN QAATILUN INDAL QITAALI

ANAL JEELIYU MUHAYUDEENI LAQAABI
WA'ALAAMI ALAA RA’SIL JIBAALI

ANAL HASANIYU WAL MUKHDA' MAQAAMI
WA’AQDAAMI ALAA UNUQIR RIJAALI

WA ABDUL QAADIRIL MASHOORU ISMI
WA JADDI SAAHIBUL AYNIL KAMAALI


Friday, November 14, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008

CLASH OF LAW

Every chennaite will be aware of what happened yesterday.It was a big day for law students....!

Nops.......its not for completing their studies so they they can be given a completion certificate but for breaking the law(STUDENTS OF LAW BREAKING THE LAWS WITH THEIR OWN HANDS.....FUNNY ISNT IT)


Q. why do people study law.......?
ANS. For breaking the laws.

If the concerned people are not right and not following the rules and regulations then think of a common citizen........where is the humanity between humans.

I would just like to say one thing to these peoples first behave like a human being show some humanity........

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Monday, November 10, 2008

upcoming postssssssssss.....

why did syed mansoor imran of crescent engineering wanted to leave the college in 3rd sem....?did he hate the college or he hated himself ....?what happened to him after that?the story unfolds as told by  himself.......!


this is for those who want to know the truth..........

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Love between Hazrat Abu Bakar and Hazrat Ali



Taken from As-Sahaba by IMÂM AHMAD FÂRÛQÎ

One day Abû Bakr as-Siddîq ‘radiy-Allâhu ’anh’ came to Rasûlullah’s ‘sall-Allâhu ’alaihi wa sallam’ place. He was about to enter, when Alî bin Abî Tâlib ‘radiy-Allâhu ’anh’ arrived, too. Abû Bakr stepped backwards and said, “After you, Yâ Alî.” The latter replied and the following long dialogue took place between them:

Alî – Yâ Abâ Bakr, you go in first for you are ahead of us all in all goodnesses and acts of charity.

Abû Bakr – You go in first, Yâ Alî, for you are closer to the Messenger of Allah ‘sall-Allâhu ta’âlâ ’alaihi wa sallam’.


Alî – How could I go ahead of you? I heard the Messenger of Allah ‘sall-Allâhu ’alaihi wa sallam’ say, “The sun has not risen on any one of my Ummat higher than Abû Bakr.”


Abû Bakr – How could I go ahead of you? On the day when Rasûlullah ‘sall-Allâhu ’alaihi wa sallam’ gave his daughter Fâtima-t-uz-zahrâ ‘radiy-Allâhu ta’âlâ ’anhâ’ in marriage to you, he stated, “I have given the best of women to the best of men.”

Alî – I cannot go ahead of you, for Rasûlullah ‘sall-Allâhu ’alaihi wa sallam’ stated, “Let him who wants to see Ibrâhîm (Abraham) ‘alaihis-salâm’ look at Abû Bakr’s face.”


Abû Bakr – I can not go ahead of you, for Rasûlullah ‘sall-Allâhu ’alaihi wa sallam’ stated, “Let him who wants to see Âdam’s ‘alaihis-salâm’ tenderness and Yûsuf’s ‘alaihis-salâm’ beautiful moral qualities look at Alî!”


Alî – I can not enter before you. For, the Messenger of Allah ‘alaihis-salâm’ asked, “Yâ Rabbî! Who loves me most, and who is the best of my Sahâba?” Jenâb-i-Haqq answered, “Yâ Muhammad ‘alaihis-salâm’! He is Abû Bakr as-Siddîq.”

Abû Bakr – I can not go ahead of you. For, the Messenger ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “So (good) is the person whom I give knowledge that Allâhu ta’âlâ loves him, and so do I; I love him very much.” You have been the gate to the town of knowledge.


Alî – I can not go before you, for the Messenger ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “There is a sign that says, ‘Abû Bakr, the Habîbullah (the Darling of Allah),’ on the gates of Paradise.”


Abû Bakr – I cannot go before you. For, during the Holy War of Hayber the Messenger of Allah ‘sall-Allâhu ’alaihi wa sallam’ handed the flag to you and stated, “This flag is a gift from the Melîk-i-ghâlib to Alî bin Abî Tâlib.”

Alî – How can I go before you? The Messenger ‘alaihis-salâm’ said to you, “Yâ Abâ Bakr! You stand for my sight, which sees, and for my heart, which knows.”

Abû Bakr – I can not go ahead of you. For, the Messenger ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “On the Rising Day Alî will come (to the place of assembly) on the back of an animal of Paradise. Jenâb-i-Haqq will say, ‘Yâ Muhammad ‘alaihis-salâm’! How beautiful a father your father Ibrâhîm Halîl is; and how beautiful a brother your brother Alî bin Abî Tâlib is.’ ”


Alî – I can not go before you. For, the Messenger ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “On the Rising Day the angel named Ridwân, who is the chief of the angels of Paradise, will enter Paradise, coming back with the keys of Paradise. He will give them to me. Then Jebrâîl ‘alaihis-salâm’ will come and say, ‘Yâ Muhammad, give the keys of Paradise and those of Hell to Abû Bakr. Let Abû Bakr send anyone he chooses to Paradise and others to Hell.’

Abû Bakr – I can not go ahead of you, for the Messenger ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “Alî will be by my side on the Rising Day. He will be with me near the Hawz and Kawthar. He will be with me on the Sirât. He will be with me in Paradise. And he will be with me (at the happiest moment) as I see Allâhu ta’âlâ.’ ”

Alî – I can not enter before you do, for the Messenger of Allah ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “If the îmân held by Abû Bakr were weighed against the total sum of the îmân held by all the other Believers, his îmân would weigh heavier.”

Abû Bakr – How can I go before you? For, the Rasûl ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “I am the city of knowledge. And Alî is the gate?”

Alî – How can I ever walk ahead of you? For, the Rasûl ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “I am the city of faithfulness. And Abû Bakr is its gate.”

Abû Bakr – I can not go before you, for the Rasûl ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “On the Rising Day Alî will be made to mount a beautiful horse. Those who see him will wonder: What prophet is that person? Allâhu ta’âlâ will say: This is Alî bin Abî Tâlib.”

Alî – I can not go ahead of you, for the Rasûl ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “I and Abû Bakr are from the same soil. We shall be one again.”

Abû Bakr – I can not go before you, for the Rasûl ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “Allâhu ta’âlâ will say: O you, Paradise! I shall adorn your four corners with four people. One of them is Muhammad ‘alaihis-salâm’, the highest of prophets. Another one is Alî, the highest of those who fear Allâhu ta’âlâ. The third one is Fâtima-t-uz-zahrâ, the highest of women. And the fourth corner will be occupied by Hasan and Husayn, the highest of pure people.”

Alî – How can I go ahead of you? The Rasûl ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “A voice from the eight Gardens of Paradise calls as follows: O Abâ Bakr, come with those whom you love; and you all, enter Paradise!”

Abû Bakr – I cannot go before you, for the Rasûl ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “I am like a tree. Fâtima is the trunk. Alî is the branches. Hasan and Husayn are the fruits.”

Alî – I can not go before you, for the Rasûl ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “May Allâhu ta’âlâ forgive all the faults of Abû Bakr. For, he gave his daughter Âisha to me; he helped me during the Hijrat (Hegira, Migration to Medina); he bought Bilâl-i-Habashî, (who was a slave formerly,) and emancipated him for me.” ... .


As the two darlings of the Messenger of Allah ‘sall-Allâhu ’alaihi wa sallam’ were talking like this before the door, the Best of Mankind was inside, listening. He interrupted Alî as he was talking and stated from inside

“O my brothers Abû Bakr and Alî ‘radiy-Allâhu ’anhumâ’! Please do come in! Jebrâîl ‘alaihis-salâm’ has been here; he says that the angels on the earth and in the seven skies have been listening to you and that you could not describe your value in the view of Allâhu ta’âlâ were you to praise each other till the end of the world.” The two beloved companions gave an affectionate hug to each other, and together they entered the presence of the Messenger of Allah ‘sall-Allâhu ’alaihi wa sallam’.

The Messenger ‘alaihis-salâm’ stated, “May Allâhu ta’âlâ bless both of you with his Rahma (Compassion) hundreds of times. May He bless your lovers also with His Rahma hundreds of times; and may your enemies be accursed hundreds of times.” Hadrat Abû Bakr as-Siddîq said, “Yâ Rasûlallah (O Messenger of Allah)! I shall not do shafâ’at (intercede) for the enemies of my brother Alî.” Hadrat Alî said, “Yâ Rasûlallah! I shall not intercede for the enemies of my brother Abû Bakr; and I shall behead them with my sword.” Abû Bakr stated, “I shall not let your enemies pass the Sirât Bridge.”See the punishment for becoming the enemy of Abu Bakr as sideeq? beheading! as narrated by the best qadhi from amongst the sahaba and the ummah, Ali Asad Allah

Friday, October 31, 2008

INTERESTING FACTS

Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.

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The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long

Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile

A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.

A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)

There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.

One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny

The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192

Slugs have four noses

Sharks can live up to 100 years

Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.

Kangaroos can't walk backwards

About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday

The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887

The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.

Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency

Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints

There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human

It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.

The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002

Octopus have three hearts

If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange

The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.

1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old

The body has 2-3 million sweat glands

Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs

Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.

Most cats are left pawed

250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa

A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant

You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!

Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours

An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce

Bone is five times stronger than steel.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

PAPPU JOKES

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

************ *****
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

************ *****

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

************ *****

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

************ *****

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

************ *****

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

************ *****

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

************ *****
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
************ *****
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.

************ *****

TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

************ ****
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Incidents Witnessed by the Holy Ka'bah


* The enemies of Islam have tried through the ages and centuries to humiliate the Glorified House. Historic accounts mention that the first person who attempted to demolish the Holy Ka'bah was Tubba' AI-Himairi. He intended to transport the stones of the Holy Ka'bah to Yemen to distract people away from Makkah and bring the economic prosperity and growth to Yemen. Allah, the Almighty, guided him to the right path through two men of knowledge. He then held the Holy Ka'bah in high esteem, and later covered it in silk. (12)

* The story of the Companions of the Elephant was mentioned in the Holy Qur'an as well as history books. Abraha, the Abyssinian, constructed a building exactly like the Kabah in Yemen, called AIQulais. He spent huge stuns of money in building it, and tried hard to divert people from the Sacred House to his newly-built duplicate. He invaded Makkah with a large army, headed by an elephant at the charge, intending to destroy the Holy Ka'bah, but Allah, the Almighty, made his treacherous plan go astray. He sent against them flocks of birds which struck them with stones of baked clay, making the army "like green blades devoured"

* The Holy Ka'bah was burnt down during the Quraish era due to a spark that flew from a censer while a woman was perfuming the Holy Ka'bah. The spark hit the curtains of the Holy Ka'bah and burnt all the cloaks (kiswahs) which were piled one on top of the other, as the new kiswah was usually put over the previous old ones. (12)

* Makkah Al-Mukarramah had the Umm Nahshal flood, due to heavy rains, during the time of Omar Ibn AI-Khattab (may Allah be pleased with him). The flood swept away Abraham's Station to the bottom of Makkah, and its original site was completely wiped out. The Station of Abraham (peace be upon him) was then brought back and tied to the curtains of the Holy Ka'bah on the eastern side. This incident was reported to Omar Ibn AI-Khattab (may Allah be pleased with him), who came as quickly as possible and restored it to its original place, after ascertaining that it was the proper site. He re-inforced its foundations, and it is still the Station's present-day site. (12)

* The Black Stone was removed several times from its place by Jurhum, Iyad, Al-Amaliqah, Khuza'a and AI-Qaramita. It was taken back after AIQaramita had removed it from its place and kept it with them for a long time. This is one of the miracles of the Black Stone. When Abu Tahir Suleiman Ibn AI-Hasan AI-Qannati came in the pilgrimage season of the year 317 H., he plundered and killed the pilgrims. In addition to that, he took the Black Stone with him to AI-Kufa (in Iraq). The Stone was bought by AI-Mutie Lillah or AIMuqtadir and was restored to its original place in 339 H., forty camels were killed on that occasion. The young camel returning it fattened up by just carrying the Black Stone. They had taken the Black Stone with the purpose of transferring the Holy Ka'bah to Halt. (12, 14, v. 2, p. 313)

* The worst that happened to the Holy Ka'bah, at the lime of Jahiliyyah, was that a man and a woman committed adultery inside it. They were called Isaf and Naylah. They were turned into stone and then taken out of the Holy Ka'bah, and one of them was put on AI-Safa, the other on AI-Marwa. Later they were converted to idols to be worshipped as instructed by Amr Ibn Lahi AI-Khuzaic. Qusai later put one of them close to the Holy Ka'bah, the other on Zamzam. (14, v. 2, p. 24)

* The custody of the Ancient House was under the governorship of the tribe of Jurhum. When they neglected the service of the Ancient House, the tribe of Khuza'a defeated them and took over the custody of the Holy Ka'bah.

* When Quraish demolished the Holy Kabah, to reconstruct it, a dispute arose when the building reached the level of the Black Stone. They differed on the issue of who was eligible to restore the Black Stone to its original place. A civil war was about to break out. Bann Abdul Dar brought a bowl full of blood and all of the tribes inserted their hands in it, which meant that they had made up their minds to fight one another. They were, therefore, called "the Lick of Blood". But Abu Umayya Ibn Al-Mugheera Ibn Abdullah [bit Omar Ibn Mkhzum, their elder, asked Quraish to agree on the judgement of the first person to conic through Bani Shaibah's gate. They all agreed on this suggestion. The first to come through this gate was the Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace be upon him). This was five years before his mission. He put the Black Stone in the middle of a piece of cloth, and asked a representative of each tribe to hold one of the edges of the cloth and raise it close to its place. Then the Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him) picked it up with his own noble hands and restored it to its original place. It was a wise. prudent decision that prevented a tierce and destructive civil war.

* When Quraish would not tolerate the Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace be upon him) any longer, they decided to punish him with what was basically an economic boycott. They wrote a document which called for the boycott of the Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him) and all those who supported him and his family. The document was hung inside the Holy Ka'bah. This boycott lasted for three years until five of the Quraish rejected the boycott question. Abu Talib, the first to be boycotted, asked them to re-read the document because there had been an error in writing and reading it. When the document was brought, they found that white ants had entirely eaten the document except for the Name of Allah. So, the boycott was ended, and the Holy Ka'bah became the home of the white ants up to this day and age. This was an honour given to them.

* The Holy Ka'bah was struck by catapult fire by AI-Husayn Ibn Numair, the leader of the anny of Yazeed Ibn Muawiyah, during the reign of Abdullah Ibn AI-Zubair (may Allah be pleased with them). A sequence of events led to the total demolition of the Holy Ka'bah in 64 H. Then it was fired on again by catapults by AI-Hajjaj Ibn Yusuf AI-Thaqafi at the end of Dhul Hijjah, 72 H., during the siege of Ibn AI-Zubair (may Allah be pleased with them). (14, v. 3, p. 166)

* The Holy Ka'bah was burnt down to the ground during the era of Abdullah Ibn AI-Zubair (may Allah be pleased with them). He and his companions took refuge in the Holy Ka'bah during the siege by Yazeed Ibn Muawiyah. One of Ibn AI-Zubair's companions lit a fire, a spark flew off and .set alight the kiswah of the Holy Ka'bah. The wooden portions only were burnt because during the era of Quraish. the Holy Ka'bah was constructed in layers of stone alternating with layers of wood. This fire and the stones hurled at the Holy Ka'bah from the catapults outside led to its collapse and necessitated its demolition and reconstruction. (12)

* Many rains flooded the Holy Ka'bah through its long history. There were about ninety such deluges, which were known by different names, such as Umm Nahshal, AI-Jihaf, AI-Makhbal, Ibn Hanzala, Al-Qanadeel and AI-Khidaiwi, and so on. These downpours were named after persons who had died in them or according to the extent of their force and destruction. Some were also named after an epidemic that prevailed during the time of their occurrence or after the effects they made on the Holy Ka'bah. Also some were known by the name of a distinguished personality that performed Hajj that year. The average time lapse between every flooding was about thirty years. (l4, v. 2, p. 200)

* The Black Stone was torn apart at the end of Muharram, 1351 H. A man from Afghanistan pulled out a piece of the Black Stone and stole a piece of the curtain of the Holy Ka'bah. He was sentenced to death as a penalty. On 28th Rabic AI-Thani, 1351 H., King Abdul Aziz AI-Saud restored this piece of the Stone to its former place with a special adhesive paste. This was done in the presence of a group of residents and scholars. (13, 14, v. 2, p. 315).

* Al-Bukhari, Muslim and AI-Nisai reported, on the authority of Abu Hurairah (may Allah be pleased with him), that the Holy Ka'bah will be destroyed by Dhul Suwaiqatain towards the end of human existence. Abroad and others related this on the authority of Ibn Omar (may Allah be pleased with them). It was also added that he would plunder its ornaments and steal its kiswah. "It is like I am seeing him in front of me bald. and he is striking the Holy Ka'bah with his mattock or spade". (14, v. 3, p. 244).